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Over dimensional desiccation vortex beamer

The core of this weapon is a mystery, despite the extensive documentation that came with it.

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The device is a massive moisture removal engine designed to operate through to a separate universe. The huge energy loss in crossing the interdimensional void leaves about enough energy for a blow dry.

It has been suggested that beings from another universe, with limitless power, are using our reality to host their domestic appliances. Hence the weapon's nickname...GOD's HAIRDRYER.

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Reset to operate on this plane, it can dry up an ocean in seconds...use with care.

blown AWAY 

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