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time to DIE

Tachyon Carrier Beam
The ultimate in sneaky assassination tools, the tachyon beam carries a variety of lethal rays to your target....SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE, giving you a chance to get on a plane and establish an alibi. The beam is silent and you feel nothing, works great as long as you read the instructions before posing in the mirror with it and blasting your future self into oblivion.​

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